I’ll try my hardest to make this brief but I’m already half a wine bottle deep so excuse me if it isn’t. I just get so frustrated thinking of why people will wait so long to get their fridge repaired and then when they get fat they blame it on their fridge not working so they had to keep eating out. To me it seems like these people just need an excuse to eat out every day. Not only is it stupidly expensive compared to eating in but it’s so unhealthy. I’ve seen this situation so many times, and every time the person says their fridge has been broken for over a month and they weigh 50 pounds more than they did a month ago!
Now rather than rant further why don’t I offer a solution? Okay, that’s what I’ll do. Here’s my solution! Instead of spending all that money on eating out, JUST CALL YOUR LOCAL APPLIANCE TECHNICIAN! It isn’t that hard. Every city has one. Trust me. If you’re reading this and you have a broken fridge then I’m sorry for being rude but just get it fixed. If I lived in your city I could do it within the hour and it wouldn’t cost as much as eating out for a week!
This has been my rant for the evening and I hope you enjoyed. Expect more soon! If you want to know why my rants are so salty, click here to read more about me and what I do here at morrisginsberg.com
Hello. My name before I had a sex organ transplant was Morris Ginsberg, but now you can call me Rita Morrison. I was male by birth but always felt like a woman in my body, hence the new name. But that is not what I will be focusing on in my blog posts. I want to tell you why I’m here today…
My life story is simple. I am an electrician working in everything from washer and dryer repair services to electrical contracting. I was born in Ontario, Canada where I visit often but I live in a motor home and travel a lot because I work for an international company that has me going back and forth between Canada and the United States of America all the time.
I got into being an electrician not because my father was one but because I used to dream of being a scientist and working with electronics. I wanted to be a great inventor like the guy who invented the light-bulb, but it didn’t take me long to realize I don’t have the brain power nor the patience to do that so I’m fine with where I am.
On my blog you can expect a lot of rants about my history related to working as an electrician and why I think such services as oven repair or ceiling fan installation are important for civilization.
Now before I let you go I want to share a list of 5 of the craziest things I’ve ever done, one of them you already know!
- I had a sex organ transplant and changed my name.
- I went surfing in the winter and almost got eaten by a shark.
- I once accidentally electrocuted myself and had to go to the hospital.
- I danced at an opera and got kicked out.
- My 15 minutes of fame was appearing on a children’s puppet show in Germany.
Thanks for reading and stay tuned on my blog for more posts in the future!